Well not much to report today. Had a very quite shift. the only thing of note was one of our local drunk females reporting that her drunk partner had assaulted her (Again)
We got there only to be told by her that she had lung cancer and sclerosis of liver. Now i am not belittling her conditions but i am not surprised. We have been dealing with her for years and she has never been sober and never been without cigarettes in her mouth!
As we are trying to find out from her where we can take her, (She doesn't live in the flat) she starts crying and continually tells us that she has cancer.
She then lights up a fag, picks up the glass on the foyer floor to start drinking her Jack Daniels and coke. My mates crew mate tries to take the drink from her. She throws it and it lands on my mate 
She then proceeds to cough up some blood onto her sleeve and showing us says "Look I got cancer!"
Off we go to the hospital!
Thats about it today - Oh and there was no assault she just wanted a lift home 
Good night all