So after that little bit of excitement with the motorbike, we eventually go up the town to see everyone in nice warm clubs and pubs, enjoying themselves and having a good time whilst we stand in the freezing cold rain and wind!

The evening goes well with no arrests and the clubs start to kick out. I am joined by one of my colleagues and we stand waiting for the clubs to empty. A few minutes later 2 girls arrive in front of us and one is being consoled by her friend who is crying. We don't take much interest in this and a few seconds later a guy comes up to her and says

"Come on your drunk it will be fine in the morning lets go home"

We walk round the block and when we come back we find the same 2 girls only this time the roles are reversed. The guy tries to get her to go with him but after failing miserably he walks away with his mates. I walk over to him and ask what the problem is and he tells me she is drunk and emotional. What both of them?????

Anyway after dealing with his drunk mate who kept interfering I go back to my mate who was talking to the girls

WPC - What is going on

Girls - We can't talk about it - it's too upsetting booo hooo

WPC - Well go home and cry then

Girls - We caaaaannnn't we are too upset

I raise my eyes and think to myself "Fuck me, pissed women don't you just love em???"

I walk off and come back a few seconds later to find my mate laughing and I ask her what happened

WPC - Well Sgt it was like this, the first girl who was crying found out her boyfriend, the one that came over to her, had given her vaginal warts. The second girl whilst trying to console her, realising what she said starting crying as well. The first girl asked her why she was crying and she told her she had slept with the first girls boyfriend and he had given her vaginal warts as well!!!!

Confused??????

The perfect end to a rubbish night and I went home sniggering to myself all the way